Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.

Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha

by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009

Lemon Filling

n. - Any amount of left over urine on the underside of a toilet seat.

You can avoid leaving a lemon filling by lifting up the toilet seat before you pee.

by Up4Ownage April 17, 2011

lemon franco

Squeezing a lemon into ones anus, having your partner suck the juices via your asshole then proceed to have sexual intercourse (which may cause a burning sensation to one or both parties’ genitals)

Debby wanted to try a lemon Franco so I picked the ripest lemon out of stop and shop

by your dads worst nightmare January 2, 2018

Lemon-sicle

When you beat your meat using a lemon and blow your load inside the lemon and it pours out and looks like a lemon-sicle

"My girlfriend said we should try doing a lemon-sicle"

by Rakesh-hakeem allasah October 25, 2016

Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

Salty Lemon

The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.

To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!

Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Lemon Nil

Someone who is half nil or has a large nil. A nil is the tip of a penis.

Ha ha this dude got a lemon nil.

by Squally police February 11, 2017