leaving will

Never sign a leaving will until you have consulted and paid an attorney. You will face insurmountable obstacles if you
change your mind and wish to return.

CNN evening news:

As documented by the National Inquirer only a mere 2% of the population have succeeded in revoking a leaving will after their demise.

by Mayuura December 3, 2007

Leaving a Jerry

when someone poops and leaves a skid mark on side of toilet bowl

Aiden just shit in the toilet leaving a jerry

by anonymous July 16, 2022

leave! the door.

something you say when someone not important says something or just their presence is near.

person not important - hey gu-
everyone else - leave! the door.

by hmmmm...🤣 June 11, 2019

Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.

I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!

by 367squadron June 24, 2011

Dabbling with the devils leaves

An unnecessary/fancy way of saying you are smoking weed

"Hey Bobby what you up to?"

"Hey Dave, I'm just Dabbling with the devils leaves."

by CJRTheFirst August 20, 2023

Raking Leaves

The collection of money which has almost always been earned through illegal activity.

(10 PM)
Bill; Yo Steve, what are you doing right now?

Steve; I'm out raking leaves

Bill; Isn't it a little dark to be doing yard work?

Steve; Yard work! I'm out collecting money that the gamblers lost last weekend on the football games.

by gamisiking July 10, 2016

I wanna leave Urban Dictionary

F*ck you

I wanna leave Urban Dictionary, but I'm scared i will regret it

by RFGDSFDSAgse64 November 3, 2020