Lap Dog

cant train a human but you can a dog. most likely you have this kind of person in your life. Mutt cunt who will come up to your face whilst you sleep to check whos snoring. BECAUSE she was told to.

Kiarah is a lap dog
This lap dog has no mind of its own

by Funnygirl303 November 13, 2023

lap baby

Baby or child(ren) that doesn't take up a seat.

Does not need it's own solo chair.

Can sit on parent/guardian lap.
Does not count against seats sold or remaining.

Due to limited space, children will not be invited to this event. Exceptions of parents with a lap baby.

by MiaNickey April 20, 2015

Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances

OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper

by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019

Lap 2

When you enter the Pizza Portal hidden somewhere in a Pizza Tower level during Pizza Time.

“GET TO THE DOOR, PIZZAFACE IS GONNA KILL US”

“IS THIS IT?”

“NO JIMMY THAT THE WRONG ON-“

“LAP 2”

“FUUUUU-“

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

Lap child

A tot or toddler

My lap child Is starting pre school

by 459395 May 20, 2023