LAP

Long Ass Penis

I may not have a WAP but I got a LAP

by anonymous December 19, 2020

lapping in the lap of luxury

Cunnilingus. Eating a woman out. Licking pussy.

Vince: Hey, man. What did you do last night?
Trent: Debbie came over and I spent most of the evening lapping in the lap of luxury.

by Cobaltsteve November 2, 2020

lapping valves

Lapping valves is how people attempt to save money on a valve job and kill power at the same time.

I'm to cheap to go to a machine shop so I'm lapping valves myself.

by Machinist Rick March 14, 2025

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Down a lap

Slow... does not easily understand. Stupid. Refers to NASCAR being behind a lap = slow.

he's so stupid. Couldn't catch on at all. Ya, he's down a lap for sure.

by AMACNS March 26, 2017

lap-aroundsss

lap-aroundsss

when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass

by sanxity November 5, 2018

victory lap

the action of sucking on a female’s breast

yo i just totally victory lapped that bitch!

by ChodeFart101 July 26, 2021