balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.

Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.

by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004

Moon Landing

An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.

Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.

by JenfromBako October 14, 2016

Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

off the land

When you do it without no help on your own. Basically getting it out the mudd

When I was in jail I had to survive off the land.

by Trelly Trell Productions April 26, 2021

Stu Land

The place you're in before you get the boot out into the real world.

Did you really just reference Stu Land in your Secure Coding presentation?

by Keeeevs August 9, 2021

overshot the landing

When you are trying to dose out your medicinal cannabis and you take too much.

"I physically can't get off the couch, I was taking my meds and I overshot the landing."

by Halloweenie06 October 24, 2017