Moon Landing

An extremely complex and technically challenging sexual feat wherein two people pose doggy style facing away from each other and scissor their buttholes until orgasm is achieved.
Danny and Mitch enjoyed a sumptuous dinner and cocktails out on the town. It was a celebration of life that could only end with solid eye contact and a Moon Landing.
by JenfromBako October 15, 2016
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balloon land

New Mexico, they have big balloons there.
Let us play a nice family-oriented game of balloon land.

Candy land is out-dated.
by Hercule Poirot June 24, 2004
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Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.
That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!
by iocat January 24, 2011
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land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.
Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 13, 2006
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doonie land

my magical place where i’m finally successful and reach eternal happiness
man i can’t wait to reach doonie land
by mellomello111 March 22, 2022
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Luke Land

An imaginary, yet very real alternate reality in which Luke lives in and occasionally invites others to attend.
That's only real in Luke Land
by quiksilv3r21 October 04, 2019
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Dream Land

The "After Life" or the place you go to after you die. Its called Dream Land because it is believed that after you die your in a perpetual state of dreaming.
"Life just isn't working out anymore, i think im gonna move to Dream Land"
by TheOniXhanGuy December 08, 2020
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