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happy kevin

A sexual act requiring the male or second partner eat breakfast cereal from the anus of the the female partner. Milk is required, a spoon is optional. Said to originate from some guy in Canada.
Jennifer surprised John this morning with a Happy Kevin, the breakfast of champions.
by OutOfContext August 21, 2008
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Kevin

A guy who is not a sexual fiend and is too "kevin" to make up a definition for himself. he does not
"That kevin is totally different from those cock-obsessing jock kevins'"
by ieezsooperawzumninja(= February 8, 2010
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Kevin

A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.

These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism

A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
1.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."

2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
by verysweet10B April 18, 2010
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kevin rudd

1. Chief Nerd of Australia - also known as leader of the communist/union party of australia. stole over $300,000 from the state of Queensland during his time as a civil servant. known supporter of Osama Bin Laden and gay marriage. see gay cunt

2. The kind of smart arse who disagrees with everyone and everything for the sake of it and is often seen wearing a smug smirk. see gay cunt and queef
1. Did you just see that GC Kevin Rudd saying how much he loves karl marx?

2. Did you just hear Goldstein arguing with the teacher? He was arguing for so long that we missed out on lunch. What a Kevin Rudd.
by k-ruddisgay December 15, 2008
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Pull a Kevin

The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz.
I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch.
by Hassan Ben Sober May 31, 2011
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A Kevin

A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.
by axc911 January 11, 2014
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Kevin

According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
That guy is such a Kevin, I'm certain his IQ is straining to pass room temperature.
by hg11 June 29, 2009
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