Jizz Googlian

Someone that uses jizz goggles

Man 1: guacamole nigga penis, jizz googlian

by Jizz googlian nigga man May 19, 2022

jizz hobbit

A short hairy person that likes bukkake.

Or basically the same as being a cum dumpster.

1. Frodo and Sam are such jizz hobbits!
2. Oh my gosh Becky! That girl slept with like 5 guys this week. Ew. She’s like a total jizz hobbit!

3. A hoe. A slut. A skank. A whore. Someone “easy”

by Scribbles1989 December 9, 2017

jizz-stimulate

1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants

2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'

Stop jizz-stimulating me!

That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!

I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.

by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009

Jizz whip

The act of creating a whip with your jizz.

"I slayed her with my jizz whip"

by Jald May 25, 2014

Jizz Trough

The mouth, Vaginal region, or anal region of a constantly used orafice belonging to a Male or Female, for the sole purpose of holding cum/come.

Little Suzie has been laid so many times she's become quite the Jizz Trough.

by NathanR July 24, 2006

Na'vi Jizz

A tropical coktail so named because of it's cloudy, light blue color. Consists of:
1 oz. Dry Gin
2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Blue curacao
1/2 cup Pina Colada mix
Ice
Pineapple Wedge/Maraschino Cherry, to serve

Shake gin, vodka, blue curacoa and pina colada together with ice in a cocktail shaker. Strain into a well-chilled cocktail glass and serve decorated with maraschino cherry or pineapple wedge.

"What's that you're drinkin' there?"
"Na'vi Jizz."
"Looks like it..."

by randehay May 10, 2010

jizz factor

Major idiot, someone even Mother Theresa would make fun of .

That dude is a total jizz factor.

by Jon Gantert November 1, 2007