jerkbang

The act of intercourse shortly after masturbation. usually in an attempt to last longer during sex.

I have little choice but to jerkbang that cute lady tonight since I currently suffer from premature ejaculation.

by Zuubat February 12, 2015

jerk off bracelet

Using an activity tracker bracelet to determine how many miles you jerked off.

Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"

by kopask January 22, 2015

jerk du soleil

To masturbate in an acrobatic or otherwise unnatural position.

In a fascinating display of jerk du soleil, Ryan used yoga to bring his leg up behind his head while standing on one foot as he jerked off his dick with one hand and thumbed his anus with the other hand.

by Douchey Couture June 9, 2016

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017

jeckyl n hyde

A person with opposing personalities.
Two faced.

Our new boss is a real jeckyl n hyde

by Matoman February 18, 2017

Jerkamer

Being a Jerk because you can, being extremely contrary, difficult, obnoxious when its not necessary. Going out of ones way to be jerk.

That guy, back at the gas station was a complete jerkamer.

by Trippin42 April 15, 2019

jercy

The ship name for the fictional characters Percy Jackson and Jason Grace in the Heroes of Olympus book series by Rick Riordan.

Hey, did you read any of the Heroes of Olympus books?

Yes! I totally ship Jercy!

If you're a Jercy shipper who is rude and sends death threats to any non-Jercy shippers, you should take a good look at your life choices.

by That One Gay Shipper September 16, 2019