ghetto jelly

The conglomerate of jizz and juice that you find on your face once you have driven through the part of your neighborhood that is known for its chicken heads and playa-hatas.

Person 1:

"You better wipe that ghetto jelly off your face before my mom smells it on you. She may want to suck your dick."

Person 2: "Fo sho."

by Bocefus January 2, 2008

Butter jelly

girl who sucks dick and swallows

alyssa, any other slutty chick that gives free head. She is a butter jelly.

by T Gat November 20, 2007

Jelly

One who is not made of bodily flesh.

Wow, You know that Jelly, he has no flesh!

by Meow487 November 20, 2010

Jelly Bracelets

jelly bracelets are worn from the people at my school(including me) we dont care if someone rips them off its just sumthing for them to lok forward 2......but i wouldnt do any of that they just think we would. i rly dont think its a big deal.....

yellow:hug
purple:hand job(not kiss or w/e u think)
black:sex
blue:head
red:kiss
pink:make out
clear:w/e the snapper wants

by ananomous December 12, 2003

spreadin' the jelly

When someone is extremely jealous of how cool you are, they might start "spreadin' the jelly" in response

Friend 1: "did you hear about the cow that lost her babies?"
Friend 2: "yeah, now she's 'decaffeinated'! ahahah!!"

Bystander: you guys are stupid

Friends 1 and 2: man, don't be spreadin' the jelly, you know you wanna be us

by clowny g March 18, 2011

Grape Jelly

Term used to mean "jealous"

Like when something so totally awesome happens to someone else and it makes you feel kinda sad that you aren't a part of such magnificent festivities, then you would feel "grape jelly."

My brother went to Georgia without me and was posting pictures of him kayaking and hiking.

It made me soooo grape jelly.

by SnowWoman93 August 11, 2012

Jelly Tug

To jack off using jelly as lube

I caught my brother doing a jelly tug last night.

by Foster414 August 5, 2008