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ghetto jelly

The conglomerate of jizz and juice that you find on your face once you have driven through the part of your neighborhood that is known for its chicken heads and playa-hatas.
Person 1:

"You better wipe that ghetto jelly off your face before my mom smells it on you. She may want to suck your dick."

Person 2: "Fo sho."
by Bocefus January 2, 2008
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Jelly Brain

when young kids do drugs
by Nickblackwood March 2, 2009
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Jelly

One who is not made of bodily flesh.
Wow, You know that Jelly, he has no flesh!
by Meow487 November 20, 2010
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moon jelly

Northeast Atlantic coast: tiny, harmless, translucent sea creatures from two to three inches across that resemble jellyfish but do not actually sting their food.

Southeast Atlantic coast: usually about six to eight inches in diameter, a jellyfish that is mildly venomous and identifiable by its four pink horseshoe-shaped markings.

Northeast Pacific coast: up to about fifteen inches in diameter, a jellyfish that doesn't have the long tentacles usually associated with its kind but a short fringe that sweeps food to its mucous layer right under the bell.
"When I was younger," said Sarah, "I would never go swimming when we went to the beach because I was terrified of finding a moon jelly."
by tomato-greens December 9, 2005
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jelly bracelets

these cute gel bracelets sold at places like walmart, claires, spencer's, kmart, wherever. theyre of many colors, and some have glitter in them. i think of them simply as accessories, but lots of punk rawkazz (click on that to see what i mean) turn it into the "sex bracelets" so people will think they actually do those things, when in all actuality, they're, well, hopeless punk rawkazzz. i want to wear my neon pinks without guys thinking i want to make out with them.
GAW!!! those dang punk rawkazzz are turning my jelly bracelets AROUND!!!!
by philphleira nachitaki September 30, 2006
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jelly bellied

That old slut Kelli, was out messing around with some guys, and got jelly bellied.
by Canonball_DGeorge March 7, 2007
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WARM JELLY

The fat rolls on large women that you can snuggle up to on
cold winter nights when the blanket falls off the bed.
Balequas warm jelly is very helpful in cold climates.
by Val Cruz June 20, 2007
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