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crotch jaw

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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Jolly jaws

Verb: The uncontrollable shaking/chattering of your jaw caused by arousal of the tastebuds.
-Mmmmmm!... Your homemade apple pie gives me the JOLLY JAWS!
by PudgeBucket December 5, 2018
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Jaws rabbits

Somebody put Jaws rabbits in the water to study human behavior, and when they found out how terrified people were of the rabbits and their razor sharp teeth, they moved on to making a pestilence happen, a plague.
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
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Glue Eating Jaw

Is a term to describe people who have a tiny little baby mouth with a mammoth of a chin like that shit head Jay Leno, This tiny little mouth is perfect for inserting the head of a glue bottle and the inside of their mouth is big enough to hold many bottles of glue.
Look at that cuck Richard he's got a real glue eating jaw
by Little shit head named Dale February 8, 2021
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tit jaw

(n) (insult) A big mouth. The owner of the tit jaw usually has a mouth that's too large, sometimes meaning they talk too much. Can also be used to mean that the person eats too much. Also used to evoke baby-like images of the person.
Damn, Natalie. He's got the body, but just look at that ugly tit jaw.
by The Other Shoe January 18, 2017
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high jaws

Laughing uncontrollably, usually when high on weed.
"Man, that was so funny, it gave me the high jaws!"
by Str8up8up December 23, 2016
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hit me in my fucking jaw

Nicholas and Tyree word tf 🚫🧢
Yo he talking shit tell him hit me in my fucking jaw.
by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt June 9, 2018
mugGet the hit me in my fucking jawmug.

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