ITALIANS

italians are the best people in the world and you know what petay, you have bad breath, are a stinky, and you're not intelligent. SO next time, think twice before I lay the smack down on you you silly little Jabroni!

Italians are the best!!!! (Woop-woop and petey sucks because he is not Italian)

by compliments of KS/BF March 18, 2005

Italian Breakfast

The morning after you have sexual intercourse with your mate she eats off the dry cum off of your sac.

What'd you eat for breakfast?

I had one of those italian breakfasts this morning!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

Italian rice

- Noun
1. the viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa

"Dude, you spilled your italian rice all over the keyboard!"

by Eddie Dimarcas May 25, 2007

Fake Italian

A person of Italian heritage who doesn’t speak Italian, has never been to Italy, and gets their Italian culture from Goodfellas. A clown. Un cafone!

Jimmy has an Italian last name but he get his Italian from the sopranos. He’s a fake Italian!

by Crumbs Costanza August 24, 2020

Rubbin' on Italian leather

Jerking off a guido

Angela was at the shore last night and she was definitely rubbin' on Italian leather... all night.

by blainecherry April 2, 2009

Italian

the coolest people in the world nice country hot women nice cars can kick anyones ass

hey look hes making a ginny joke "holyshit look its a buch of ginnys run to your hondas there gonna kick our ass"

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

italian sausage

The genitalia of an Italian man. Usually large, hairy, and uncircumsized.

Austin: I bet he has an Italian Sausage!
Jay: That is disturbing...

by xxJay---; November 10, 2006