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Dirty Italian

Firstly, bring a pot with water to a boil. Then, you slip a jar of mariana sauce directly into your anal cavity and after doing so, carefully insert raw spaghetti into your urethra. Once the pasta has been inserted, you jettison it out into the boiling water and cook it until Al Dente. Then hoist your asshole to the sky and blast the mariana sauce out from your anus in an arch as the sauce splats down.

After finishing the dish, serve to whomever you wish.
Sandy said that she wanted Italian for dinner, so I made the Dirty Italian.
by butter-flies January 31, 2023
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italian mayonnaise

a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.
That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.
by Susquehanna December 14, 2022
mugGet the italian mayonnaisemug.

Italian Interview

The act of shitting in a sweat sock and beating another man in the testicles with it.
When I first met Steve I had no idea that one day he would be giving me an Italian Interview.

I am really nervous for my Italian Interview tomorrow.
by Matt Hader September 22, 2010
mugGet the Italian Interviewmug.

Italian Apple

Fuck cannoli! I want an Italian apple for dessert.
by Angelo D August 26, 2008
mugGet the Italian Applemug.

italian foreplay

a fon coule, that girl... even my best Italian foreplay, natch.
by carmine calandrone March 9, 2012
mugGet the italian foreplaymug.

Italian Soda

When you urinate in a girl's mouth and then turn around and fart in it to where it makes jacuzzi like bubbles while she gargles the word "Carmine"
Hey bro, I just gave your mom the italian soda!
by F'n Nick September 25, 2010
mugGet the Italian Sodamug.

italian class

im in it...... right now........ WHATS UP DHAR MANN FAM B).......... um anyway bye yall <3
by alcos<3 March 31, 2022
mugGet the italian classmug.

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