Porn Cycle

The habitual cycle of porn:

● Enjoying porn
● Collecting it
● Getting sick of it
● Trying harder, sicker porn
● Getting sick of that
● Trying porn that you are ashamed of later
● Deleting all of your porn, throwing out DVDs

● Only to eventually miss porn/stars....
which then leads to collecting it again and the cycle renews.

"Dude can I borrow your Scat Movies?"

"No, it's gone... My meat was so raw, and I couldn't get it up at night with my girlfriend, so I decided to grow up and get rid of my porn."

"Dude that's the 5th time you've said that, you're just on the bottom of the Porn Cycle."

by asikjbdhgfuhu December 2, 2009

granny porn

pornography where an elderly woman partakes in one or many sexual acts with a younger man, usually a blow job or missionary position

Wow, I had no idea that Duffy's grandma was in granny porn. What a slut.

by Jason Finner October 13, 2008

Good Porn

The kind of porn that's still hot even after you masturbate.

(after masturbating) Wow, that was some good porn.

by Batermaster February 17, 2010

porn tard

One who is not well-versed in the art of pornography.

I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was on the first issue of Playboy.
You porn tard.

by Porn January 29, 2006

Porn Wars

What is going to happen in the future. How the world is going to end. How everyone on the planet will die. The apocalypse is coming. The end of the world is near. Everyone will eventually die from the coming threat....Porn Wars.

President: We are all close to death. The Porn Wars are just beginning.

by maxatron December 23, 2008

Porn Addict

Someone obsessed with Porn. Always talks, looks, and downloads porn.

Kane is a Porn Addict.

by Christopher Scott September 15, 2003

Truck Porn

Gratuitous depictions and scenes of beautifully outrageous, never before seen trucks. Like the semi trucks seen on Big Rig Videos.

Have you seen Lil Ray's new truck build? It was featured on Big Rig Videos... "Yeah, it's straight up Truck Porn".

by AsphaltDragon October 21, 2017