In·ter·net Pa·tho·gen
n.
Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
n.
Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.
by Jenn&Michelle2 November 09, 2009
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by Missilemanfucker202 June 23, 2020
A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!
Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?
Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!
Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!
Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!
Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?
Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.
Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!
Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!
Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!
Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?
Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.
Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
by Ohnoesnerds June 03, 2010
Someone who with holds the internet from people. This is mainly adults who only let their kids on the internet for 15 minuets at a time.
by Celestasia May 10, 2005
A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth June 15, 2007
by DonH October 02, 2003