Mark: Hey bro, I have 1 inch
Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING
Mark: I know right
Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro
Mark: I don’t even know
1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party
Steven: OMG BRO YOUR PACKING
Mark: I know right
Steven: How does that even fit in your pants bro
Mark: I don’t even know
1 inch is more than enough and if you say any different then your not invited to my birthday party
by Mayonnaiseonaburger June 7, 2023
by ppgenerator February 6, 2023
by pretentioushumancyborg January 12, 2022
The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.
So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
Commenly refereed to as an hour of sleep from people in the financial industry; or the length of your appendage
by Supertuscan88 September 9, 2018
Some people say if you give them an inch they take a mile. Lucky for some of us we're Irish, so they won't be taking too much or getting too far.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021
"I'm Never Coming Home" - when you are in such a bad situation where you realize this may be your last day on earth.
by Quit47 July 12, 2020