Gentleman’s Inch

When you have a girlfriend but someone’s taking a group pic and you have to put your arm around another girl, so you hover your hand an inch away from her body.

Guy 1:“Bro, what’s your girlfriend gonna think about your arm around Trinity in this picture!?”

Guy 2: “Relax bro I made sure to keep a gentleman’s inch”

by Lindsey Wong September 16, 2022

inch

"Inch" is the abbreviation of interesting
Interesting -> inchesting -> inch

"Did you know that eating fried chicken with a fork in Kentucky is illegal!?
"Inch."

by pretentioushumancyborg January 11, 2022

12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.

Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

3 inch

When a man says he’s 3 inches he’s actually huge

Damn that is not 3 inches

by Get bitches March 11, 2022

1 inch wonder

A penis which is 1 inch in size

Hows your 1 inch wonder

by Idk.coo April 13, 2022

How much inches

How much inches u got in penis size

How much inches u got bud

Bout 3

Dang that’s small

by Alex is hot February 9, 2022

funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004