epic ditch

The biggest ditch of all time.

Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.

Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.

by Magic Johnson fanboy #1 November 26, 2015

Mushroom ditch

Whores vagina

Man, Katie is such a slut. She gets so many tips, she's like a mushroom ditch.

by Puntilla August 23, 2017

ditch the plastic

running away from home by train hopping

take a gap year, ditch the plastic

by 9th September 24, 2018

ditch rat

A woman that has really bad hygiene.

That woman smells and looks like a ditch rat.

by Goofy Newfie July 12, 2018

road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 9, 2023

bumb ditch

It's dumb bitch but first letters of the two words are swapped

When someone posts something stupid
"Bumb ditch"

by JohnDarksoul May 30, 2024

Ditch Jihad

A slang used to refer, usually in a derogatory manner, to the indie TTRPG Trench Crusade.

"Ditch Jihad lore drops are so infrequent, and the roster of minis is so small. No wonder it's not very popular."

by DitchJihadist September 25, 2025