Ear candling

You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear

Whats ear candling?

He left his load in my ear, Patricia.

by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023

Ear Blower

A person who performs anal sex on a man. Also known as the pitcher. He is usually paired with a pillow biter.

Are you a pillow biter or an ear blower?

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

typing by ear

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.

Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.

by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

Ear sex

When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.

by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

Virgin Ears

adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"

by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010

big-ears

I child at oakwood, who name is Andrew Gindy, parents Don and Donna, who can use his ears to fly.

Ol' Big-ears is acting up again, you better shoot 'im

by Dirty-south November 28, 2004

EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009