typing by ear

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.

Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.

by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

ear shrapnel

Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.

Said the singer to the guitarist: "Can you cut the ear shrapnel by about 10 decibels?"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Ear candling

You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear

Whats ear candling?

He left his load in my ear, Patricia.

by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023

Ear Blower

A person who performs anal sex on a man. Also known as the pitcher. He is usually paired with a pillow biter.

Are you a pillow biter or an ear blower?

by yobkcis June 25, 2004

Ear sex

When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.

by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

Virgin Ears

adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"

by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010

big-ears

I child at oakwood, who name is Andrew Gindy, parents Don and Donna, who can use his ears to fly.

Ol' Big-ears is acting up again, you better shoot 'im

by Dirty-south November 28, 2004