Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 9, 2020

Paper Billy

Noun: a person who's characterisitcs seem good on paper, but in reality are quite annoying.

ex: a sensitive man- on paper, he seems ideal, however, in reality he's a spoiled brat who lacks bravery.
Josh is a total paper billy!

by Bean January 27, 2004

Paper Culture

Modern stationery company featuring baby announcements, baby shower invitations, birthday party invitations, holiday cards, photo cards, thank you cards, note cards, moving announcements & other custom stationery. All cards printed on 100% post consumer recycled paper.

Paper Culture is known for eco friendly modern stationery.

by zyzz February 2, 2010

Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

shotty paper

When the cellophane wrapper from a blunt is placed on the end of the cigar as an extension during the process of giving a shotgun it helps direct the smoke to the mouth or nose of the recipient and cuts the loss of smoke creating a more efficient smoking experience.

"Hey, don't throw away the shotty paper. We'll use that when we give shotguns."

by Matthew Michael May 23, 2004

nigger papers

Very thin Mariguana ciggerett papers, commonly made of rice paper of hemp paper. Common Brands: Zig-Zag "Whites", Rizzla "Blue/Silver"

Yo preps don't bitch outand pass us the NIGGER PAPERS, so I can roll this doob.

I Fuckin hate those nigger papers, gimme the exports

Nawe, Oil just rips up these Nigger papers.

by Tyrone Shoelaces and Stevian April 20, 2006

paper asshole

1. Fucking jerk
2. A person who thinks they are so much more important than someone else.
3. A person who thinks that they are above any laws or order.
4. Alternate meaning- fucking asshole.

If you are a paper asshole we know who you are, but because you are a paper asshole you have no idea how much of an asshole you are because, you are a, paper asshole. Hey all you paper assholes, we know who you are and you cant hide you pricks!

1. That guy in my office is a real paper asshole.

2. I cant believe that woman just cut me in line for tickets, she is a real paper asshole.

3. Hello police... yes this is Mike Jones from Oak St, there is a paper asshole in a blue volvo driving up the street at ridiculous speeds. Yes sir, we will respond and beat the shit out of that paper asshole immidiately.

by Cheppo July 12, 2006