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bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
by Gordon April 2, 2003
mugGet the bum fluffmug.

corn bum

A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.
That corn bum just threw himself at my car!
by Whitney June 24, 2003
mugGet the corn bummug.

bum sprain

To be suffering pain in the bum brought on through either too much of or non use of the bum.
God damn! This bum sprain is killing me. I need to stand up/sit down.
by TheWizeMan July 31, 2017
mugGet the bum sprainmug.

BUM HUNGER

When the subjects trousers / shorts are wedged firmly between their butt checks. This gives the illusion that the subjects bum is hungry and eating the subjects trousers.
Hey rob, take a look at her bum. Her bum is eating her trousers.

Yes, that is serious bum hunger.
by BVO2 March 31, 2010
mugGet the BUM HUNGERmug.

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump
jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest
by christopher prince August 12, 2008
mugGet the Bum Frittermug.

Cheap Bum

"i heard that guy is a cheap bum"
by TheRazzleDazzle December 10, 2016
mugGet the Cheap Bummug.

Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)
It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down
by Joedude20 September 28, 2010
mugGet the Bum-Mouthingmug.

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