Genshin Impact player

Someone who plays Genshin Impact and has a gambling addiction due to gacha pulls. Theyre also hoyoverses least favorite.

"Oh look it's a Genshin Impact player pulling for an unnecessary character."

by Shadowolfy434 June 23, 2024

Genshin Impact

An anime-style action RPG developed and published by miHoYo(known as Hoyoverse overseas) in 2020.

Probably one of the most polarizing games that ever came out since Grand Theft Auto V or The Last of Us Part 2, as you will get two completely different responses depending on who you ask despite its huge audience.

Fans and some reviewers praise the game for its well-crafted world, diverse cast of characters, engaging gameplay mechanics, excellent BGM, and rich, engaging story.

On the other hand, critics derided the game as a Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild ripoff due to their similarities shown in earlier footage. It also doesn't help that there were allegations about in-game censorship and spyware during the game's early days, further souring its reputation. Its gacha system is also a point of contention in the West, due to its luck-based nature that is similar to gambling.

Stereotypically speaking, Genshin Impact players in the West are seen as 500lb neckbeard pedophiles; and in the East, especially in Hong Kong and Taiwan, you will be seen as a CCP bootlicker who has trash taste and no integrity.

Fans: I'm amazed by how well-made the game is despite its Chinese origins. If you would ask me where this game came from, I would not have guessed that it is from China.

Critics: Genshin Impact is a piece of trash insulting the gaming industry and creativity. Why bother putting in blood, sweat and tears to create something great when you can just rip off somebody else's hard work and watch those neckbeards forking out their entire life savings for their anime waifu? The game only belongs in one place: the landfill.

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Engagement impatience

Something a woman should never have to experience if she is emotionally ready and willing to give her heart The person taking her for granted should have a threat present so that they know what they are truly capable of losing by taking for granted. Only a true bastard would do this to a sweet woman.

Lauren: "Why won't he just ask me? He knows I'll say yes. He knows there's no financial issues. What is wrong? Is it me?"
Lynn: "You're the best. Don't let your engagement impatience freak you out. He may not be the one after all. Perhaps Jim may have meant someone else when he gave you the advice with his runes."

by von groovy July 4, 2024

nothing important

When you were probably doing something important but you don’t want someone to know what it was

Person 1: What were you doing at jimmys house yesterday

Person 2: nothing important

by Iuseshampoo3timesayear January 8, 2025

More important things

You ain't doing shit about ANY of those things anyway other than giving other people's money away and keeping a cut for yourself you fucking panhandler.

Hym "Yeah, you ain't doing shit about more important things asshole. You thought stopping Trump from getting into the white house was important and you didn't do shit about that. The politicians YOU ACTUALLY VOTE FOR don't have to pay any attention to YOU because they know YOU ain't going to do shit and you're paying a right violating amount of attention to ME for the exact opposite reason. Some of you will be made to regret this and those of you are all little more solipsistic than the rest didn't care to begin with."

by Hym Iam January 20, 2025

The Imperturbable

King Philip V of Spain (1683-1746) and his court liked to play a game called El Impávido (The Imperturbable). Basically, a bunch of men bottom-naked were sitting around a table, which was covered by a cloth. A lady was under the table and sucked one of the men's cock. The rest of the players should guess who was being sucked. If their guess was correct, the other player had to leave the game. If it was wrong, he would leave. The game was won by the player who would cum in the lady's mouth without the rest of the players noticing.
Apparently the game was very popular among the French nobility in 18th century.

James was the winner in our match of the Imperturbable

by El-Pueblo April 6, 2025

More important than yours or mine

And I don't yield to FILTHY Latinas who think they are too good to fuck me.

Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025