Imperial March

A song composed for Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back by John Williams. It is first played as the audience is shown Darth Vader's survival from the previous movie.

The Imperial March would be a perfect theme song for the Bush Administration.

by Hobbygoblin July 19, 2005

Textually Impaired

A person who has great trouble SMS messaging. These people typically think texting is either stupid or do not do it enough to be very good at it. An SMS response from a textually impaired person typically takes a long time to receive, even if the message is simply 'yes' or 'no'.

(Sent in a text message) 'You can call me if you're that textually impaired.'

"I only call my parents because they're textually impaired."

by Commander Awesome December 24, 2007

Indiana implants

These are a substitution for breast implants in wich the user stuffs her bra with tissues.

Although Vickie was relatively flat-chested, she used the temporary fix of Indiana implants, courtesy of Kleenex. It even gave the illusion of cleavage.

by Nora O'Shaughnessy January 28, 2007

Impala

The great cruiser car from Chevrolet motors, with characteristic low center of mass for that extra stability.

Idiot, its an ambassador - not an impala.

by Sundeep September 27, 2005

Sussy Imposter Balls

Sussy imposter balls are the manufactured balls that are surgically implanted into artificial scrotii of a transgender person or someone who lost their testicles. (possibly rape dwarf related)

The traps in the red light district have sussy imposter balls
Drag Queen sussy imposter balls
Amogus sussy imposter balls
Kanye East got the sussy imposter balls from fortnite

Sussy imposter balls torture (gone sexual)
Candice sussy imposter balls fit in your mouth

by Women Moment May 4, 2021

import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

by zutroy April 18, 2004

genshin impact fans

they are gay.

genshin impact fans are just gay

by average genshin impact fan May 16, 2022