I'll sleep when I'm dead

Meaning no need for sleep. Having so much to do that sleep can only be accomplished in death.

"Tim, you should get some sleep. "
"Nah, I'll sleep when I'm dead "

by destinynightmare June 3, 2017

i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

by specimengold November 8, 2013

Illumi

The hottest man in hxh. Look at his sexy long hair and strong arms. He radiates such Big Dick Energy. If you say you dont want him to rail you until your begging him to stop you know your ass is lying. And look how sexy his purple season 3 outfit is you know this man has a big dick thats slightly thinner than average and has light blue veins that go perfect against his cream colored skin.

Me: Illumi is so fucking hot he can rail me

bestie: yes I want to peg him so bad

by IbukiMioda April 24, 2021

sherrard illinois

Small town where you would think all the hicks and people againsts gays are but really at the the highschool the percentage of lesbians is 90% of the school. Mostly everyone is rich and acts spoiled asf and are cocky and rude asf. there is nothing good about the school so dont go there.

Sherrard illinois has too many lesbians.

by idk i like dr pepper May 26, 2018

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

I'll tell

A phrase used by elementy school students and the most common way to get one of their peers to stop doing something.

Girl: Stop pulling my pigtails!
Boy: Whadda you gonna do about it, huh?
Girl: I'll tell.
*Boy runs away from girl*

by Becks Grevau March 15, 2007

I'll pay that

Used by Australians to positively affirm a statement/opinion someone makes/has. The saying originates from Australian Rules Football, Australia's national sport, where an umpire "pays" a free kick, a mark (catch from a kick), etc.

P1: Mate, i just don't like meat pies.

P2: That's so unAustralian.

P3: Yeah, i'll pay that.

by Lockstock November 20, 2015