hipstercrite

someone who accuses you of being a hipster, while clearly being a hipster themselves.

as per levi douglas jacobs, OG oakland hipster and bona-fide hipstercrite

twitter.com/ShitLeviSays

by sweet molasses June 14, 2014

hipster tramp

The best type of Hipster, a hipster that remains exempt from the mainstream.

Harry is such a Hipster Tramp! He has style but not enough that it makes him look like a hipster prick.

by HipsterTramp August 7, 2014

hipsterization

The process by which young people with tight pants use an abundance of coffee shops to simultaneously ruin and enhance my city.

Vancouver has fallen victim to hipsterization :(

by notmiranda March 31, 2016

hipster dating

When youre dating someone but they dont want to admit they're dating you because the word "dating" is too mainstream... and you ask if youre friends with benifits but they are appalled by that notion. And they say they want something more with you, so your confused on thier actual definition of dating and the only way you keep your sanity with them is by classifying it as hipster dating.

Friend1: Hey Daisy are you and Edward dating?
Daisy: no. Im dating him and he is "hipster dating."(use finger air quotes if desired).
Hipster friend with benifits dating

by yellowseven365dude February 9, 2017

fuckin hipster

A term of acknowledgement from one hipster to recognize another passing hipster.

Commonly used by hipsters embarrassed of their own hipster-ness or in order to seem cooler or less mainstream than other hipsters.

Hipster: "Look at that guy, Fuckin Hipster"
Friend: "Look who's talking, hypocrite."

by Peter Wilcox February 18, 2011

Hipster

A non-productive member of society. Typically the offspring of two highly successful parents who live in places like Greenwich, Connecticut or the Upper East Side of Manhattan, the hipster is someone who has failed to achieve the level of success of his or her busy parents and tries to compensate for the insecurities that come with abject failure by conforming to a culture that claims to hate conformity. They shop at thrift stores and try desperately to shed their blue-blooded upbringing by wearing old, ratty flannel shirts and by bleaching and/or rubbing dead fish in their hair.

Person 1: Dude, have you ever been to an urban farmers' market?

Person 2: No, seeing all those hipsters makes me depressed about the future of our society.

by Le Phénix June 22, 2011

hipster

Hipster in the contemporary sense is a subculture of men and women generally in their 20's and 30's. Aspects of this sub culture include rampant consumerism of "ironic" or "kitschy" pop culture items and art, examples of this include large colored sun glasses, indie music, street art. The nihilistic and self indulgent characteristics of this group have grown and developed from the failure of past youth cultures i.e beats, hippies, and punks to make any sort of true cultural or political change. Thus the hipster culture is an acceptance of all the things which previous countercultures believed they were fighting against such as commercialism and consumerism.

Those hipsters over there dress ridiculous and don't care about anything.

by ThisMoniker July 27, 2011