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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Archie Minards hurt

Is a snakey prick don’t talk to him

Archie Minards hurt

by Jesse is a whore February 15, 2020

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!

Banging that ass and the person needs to take a fat shit without the person knowing. Or animal.

Pull it out!" "It hurts!" "Shit around it!"

Pull it out it
Shit around it.
O.k.

by Cock gobling goblin' cock May 26, 2022

hurt puppy syndrome

One who feigns injuries and/or illness to win the sympathy, attention, and intimacy of others exhibits "hurt puppy syndrome" . A form of sociopathic behavior.

Jimmy played the hurt puppy syndrome card to win the attentions of the girl next door.

by Jiggle lo April 16, 2015

Squirt and hurt

When a female is squrirts all over and it hits u In the eyes it burns and hurts. Hence the name squirt and hurt.

Joe and Trish had a little squirt and hurt incident last night while doing the nasty

by Jersey Nick June 09, 2021

hurt mining

Using unfortunate or unfavorable circumstances to wallow in grief that is either unrelated to the events or that ignores the individual's role in shaping or deciding the outcome of the hurtful moment.

Jabroni 1: Nobody wants to go to prom with me! Fuckin' sucks, man!
Jabroni 2: Well, did you ask anyone?
Jabroni 1: No. All my friend's have dates and I'm gonna have to sit home alone! Did I mention how completely unfair that is?

Jabroni 2: Yes, you mentioned it twice. You don't ask, you don't get. Dude, you're hurt mining!

by Jugh Hanus May 07, 2016

Hurt Town

A place a hipster escapes to after heartbreak or rejection.

He was so heartbroken after the love of his life left him we went straight to Hurt Town.

It is not going to work out between us... I need you to go to Hurt Town now.

by Revelin Eleven September 16, 2015