hand bag

An emasculated man; a man who lets his girlfriend or wife carry his balls around in her purse.

"Dave is such a hand bag, his girlfriend made him stop drinking."

by 16.5 December 9, 2008

Hand of God

The Hand of God occurs when one ejaculates into their own hand and then immediately proceeds to open handedly slap a woman's vagina thus occurring in a pregnancy.

I gave her the Hand of God and now we're expecting our first child this December.

by Smillertime November 10, 2014

[Hand Herpie]

Skanks who give alot of hand jobs (HJ's)and is rumered a hand job whore

Nick: That whore gave like 5 handjobs last night
Jack: What?!? i only new about me nick and charles
Nick: Eww man, she probably has Hand Herpie's now!

by Doc Poc January 12, 2009

hand-gestures

Signs done with one's hands used in place of or with words. Can be used in many situations or circumstances.

"Why can't Italians talk like everyone else, without using hand-gestures?!"

by Naitsabes May 26, 2008

Hand Jack

The act of putting your penis into an unsuspecting and sleeping victim's hand. While being careful not to wake the person, you proceed to thrust your hips until climax. The next morning the person will awake with crusted semen in/on their hand not know where it may have come from.

My god Sandra, after I passed out last night, I think Steve may have come into my room and hand jacked me.

by Stumpie2012 June 12, 2009

Hand Diaper

1. The use of ones hand to stop the flow of fecal matter from coming out of their anus during a moment of severe diarrhea.

I was so sick that I was forced to Hand Diaper my diarrhea.

by the2ndflood October 5, 2007

Hand Touch

When one is walking with his mate, and their hands touch thus making both mates uncomfortable

"gah hand touch"
"my b"

by Drizlocks October 12, 2008