banana-hair

A rarely used insult on female Robloxians who use the Straight Blond Hair; which looks mostly like a banana peel. Often and inexplicitly called "ramen-hair" because of the hair's design being used and combined with Ramen Bowl at an uncommon rate.

>unknown freebie girl walks in front of me.
>Girl (mostly has the hair): can you adopt me plsss
"no thanks, banana-hair."
>freebie girl cries at an inappropriate time while i slowly walk out of the nursery building;

>probably bumping into anyone right now because it's almost fucking full

by lemonfell January 29, 2018

Hair Down There

A term used to describe having pubic hair on your genitals.

Bobby: Hey guys! I got hair down there!

Timmy: Can I see?

Bobby: No! You perv!

by SulfurOG December 26, 2017

Chingrown hair

chin-grown-hair
noun

1. An ingrown hair on the chin.

Dude one: "Yo, is that a pimple on your chin?"

Dude two: "Nah fam, it's just a chingrown hair."

by Thebesthandle September 13, 2016

Peanut hairs

Shit particles that latches on your butt hole hair.

After taking a shit Kelli decided to eat my peanut hairs

by Conklol August 3, 2013

Hair Thong

When someone has many long pubic hairs and decides to tie them to their gooch or taint hairs, this forms a hair thong.
Other ways to say this includes bush panty or pube thong.

To stay a virgin until marriage I will tie myself a hair thong to literally cock block.
Dude I’m tired of people pantsing me, so now I will grow out a bush panty so people won’t see my genitals next time a chad tries to pantsed me.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow August 7, 2018

hair-larious

a pun used to describe something hilarious, which pertains to hair or is hair-related.

girl: "have you seen the professor's comb-over?"

boy: "yeah, it's hair-larious!"

by E. Kavanagh April 8, 2009

hair blower

Obviously, a blow dryer. Duh.

You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)

by this_grrrl January 31, 2015