A Heather is a name for a stereotype, such as Betty, Karen, Kyle, Regina, Stacey, Chad and so forth. If you were to put these stereotypes on a map, a Heather would be right next to Stacey and Regina. For further understanding of a Heather see the movie Heathers. A Heather combines the bimbo quality of a Stacey with the cutthroat mean girl quality of a Regina. In fact, where Regina's most notably employ passive aggression, a Heather is much less subtle. If you meet a nice Heather, that is like finding a unicorn that shits 4 leaf clovers.
Aidan: Hey man her name is Donna, why did you call her a Heather?
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
Throckmorton: She a goddamn bitch that's why.
by Bigchunnilingus May 5, 2021
Get the Heathermug. The best ibf ever, I love her so much she has literally saved my life, I don’t know what I would do without her
by Lyssi_byrne September 19, 2021
Get the Heather Quinn washmug. 
A beautiful and inspiring person. Somebody others can look up to and be like, although, you can never be as great as a heather.
‘She is such a heather!’
by subscribetomizzyglizzy June 3, 2023
Get the heathermug. Suburban slang (see “being a Karen,” and “being a Linda”) for (a) constantly being mean to your spouse when unprovoked ; (b) appearing angry with your spouse in public for inexplicable “reasons;” or (c) intentionally knit-picking your spouse in public, primarily because you believe it’s funny to emasculate men in public.
You were being a Heather when you made fun of your husband at the party last night - he was so embarrassed when you said he didn’t know how to fix anything without paying a handyman.
by Piedmontdegen July 16, 2022
Get the Being a Heathermug. She’s as beautiful outside as she is inside, gives her whole self to those she loves, and stronger than she’ll ever give herself credit for. She’s embodies kindness and compassion.
by Eiram Annail May 24, 2021
Get the Heathermug. Heather: A name given to a fat hideously ugly low bred scottish whore from a family of scum bags, A common trait is being born from a whore mother who has had numerous children with different men.
Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.
People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.
Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.
KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
Often known for being delusional about own success & place in the world.
People named Heather are often bastards who's fathers hate & disown them & new step fathers equally hate them but can not disown them because they rely on the Whore mothers meger income to survive.
Due to scottish heritage Heather is filthy dirty and has revolting personal hygiene, Constantly passing gas due to rank scottish diet & having a stinking vagina are common for Heather.
KEY NOTES FOR HEATHER.
1: FAT UGLY.
2: STINKING VAGINA.
3: HUMAN TOILET
4: SCUM BAG FROM A LONG LINE OF SCUMBAGS.
5 DELUSIONAL ABOUT SELF WORTH & PLACE IN THE WORLD.
6: BORN FROM A WHORE MOTHER.
HEATHER: "I'm a CEO at a very important IT company, No one else can do the job right so I have to do everything !"
PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."
HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
PERSON: "No you answer the phone at a telemarketing business no one has ever heard of you fuck ugly human toilet...."
HEATHERS FREINDS: "Heather's Vagina stinks because her whore mother taught her to wipe her arse the wrong way after a shit, She dose it back to front & smears the shit into her vagina "
by ROBBYFORTUNEISAFAGGOT January 6, 2023
Get the Heathermug.