hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

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Hacks

Sounds like your blending my shit with your work-salesman nonsense Chris.

Hym "It sounds like you're repurposing the things I do naturally as life hacks. MY NATURAL GENIUS as a sort of philosophy. Which makes me a genius philosopher. It's almost as if I think and do things... You know... Better... That's what it seems like at least. Sterling likes to do the same thing with 'traits that are attractive to women' and though you are correct in that I both THINK and AM better. I should be getting credit for that. And I don't think that because I'm arrogant. I think it because I think better. BETTER THAN EVERYONE!! THE GREATEST MIND THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN!!!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

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Bi-hacking

Trying to force yourself into being attracted to a gender that you currently aren’t into. Mainly by watching appropriate porn.

“Yeah, I’m watching gay porn right now to bi-hack myself”
“You know bi-hacking doesn’t really work, don’t you?!”

by MrJodok December 12, 2023

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Crypto Hack

Crypto Hack is a hosted game mode in Blooket, and the point is to answer questions while stealing crypto from other players. Answer questions to mine Crypto and hack others by infiltrating their defenses to steal their riches. It basically destroys friendships and makes you hate everyone.

"Hey bro we're gonna play Blooket"
"What game mode?"
"Crypto Hack"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by -vqnillaxx- December 14, 2023

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Faraah Hack

A Faraah Hack is an interesting species. Might see one in the halls at school. or working with kids at RMEC preschool. making them smile and laugh. making them feel safe and comfortable. But you’ll never realize how truly interesting a Faraah Hack is until you talk to one. Like I did in 2018. And boy was I blown away. Even if you’ve never trusted a single person in life before, you feel like you can trust a Faraah Hack instantly. A Faraah Hack will make you feel secure. A Faraah Hack will be a sister to you whenever you need one. A Faraah Hack is definitely worth investing in. However, there’s only one of its kind, as it is an endangered species. There is only one Faraah Hack, and she can’t be replicated.

“I wish I had a Faraah Hack🥲”
“Too bad man, we all wish we did, but there’s only one out there.”

by FARAAH’S MAIN HOE November 22, 2021

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