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Big Greek Sexy

A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.

1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long hard look in the mirror, as they will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508
“Did you see Big Greek Sexy yesterday?”
“Yea he catcalled me as his nipple was trying to free itself from his body.”
by PossumH8ter June 15, 2025
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Greek Fountain

Where you put your back up the wall, lay on the floor, and ejaculate in your own mouth.
Hey bro, have you tried the Greek fountain yet?”
by Shaboigen June 9, 2024
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greek

very smart dude 9000 iq
oh it greek
by DEEEELZ June 24, 2022
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greek cloud

when you see at the sky and one of the clouds are sharper than a knife
1; Wow, look at that greek cloud!
2; Are you fucking retarded?
by Venom Miller June 24, 2017
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Greek

Me and my wife did Greek for the first time last night.
by King George 90210 April 22, 2024
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Greek

1. Anything originating from the Hellenic Republic, known to the Anglosphere as "Greece"

2. An Indo-European language spoken primarily in Greece and Cyprus, as well as some other regions of the Balkans and in enclaves within countries such as Australia, especially in Melbourne

3. Used as hyperbole within the Anglosphere to refer to anything that is extremely complex/complicated (see rocket science and brain surgery)
by This is my handle okay October 5, 2025
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Greek

the antient greeks took blake and killed him for food thats what i call nostalgia
blake was killed by the greeks and was eaten thats nostalgia
by GreekNostalgia June 4, 2019
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