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Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler
"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes
by Expertbacon February 3, 2024
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grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.
That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.
by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018
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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
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Travis R Grant

Travis is the most amazing, perfect person who has the cutest laugh, wonderful eyes, an amazing smile, is super funny, extremely smart, and attractive ;)
by It's just me 7733 January 22, 2012
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ms. grant

A hoe that can't teach me shit in alegra
Duuuuuuddddee do you have Ms. Grant
No I have Ms. V

Some random guy: ahahaha Ms. Grant is divorced
by Pooponthesinklikecheese November 9, 2019
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Grant Hong

Grant Hong is Some fat neck that plays csgo all day and does not go outside

He sounds nine he acts nine and he looks nine
Is scared of being doxed and is proud of himself when he beats up a 10 year old
Funky monkey
Slow brain is Grant Hong
by 20+AD *Ship9asudh [AIOSdasd November 4, 2021
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grant butt

A male who likes to grant anal sex in his anus. Often from well hung chimpanzees or guys named Vern.
Grant Butt allowed Donger the Chimp to leave pecker tracks on his lower back.
by Longer Butt Donger December 14, 2017
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