by Expertbacon February 3, 2024
Get the Grant jokesmug. A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.
by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018
Get the grant lizardmug. A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.
Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.
The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.
The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
Get the Grant's Amendmentmug. Travis is the most amazing, perfect person who has the cutest laugh, wonderful eyes, an amazing smile, is super funny, extremely smart, and attractive ;)
by It's just me 7733 January 22, 2012
Get the Travis R Grantmug. by Pooponthesinklikecheese November 9, 2019
Get the ms. grantmug. Grant Hong is Some fat neck that plays csgo all day and does not go outside
He sounds nine he acts nine and he looks nine
Is scared of being doxed and is proud of himself when he beats up a 10 year old
He sounds nine he acts nine and he looks nine
Is scared of being doxed and is proud of himself when he beats up a 10 year old
by 20+AD *Ship9asudh [AIOSdasd November 4, 2021
Get the Grant Hongmug. A male who likes to grant anal sex in his anus. Often from well hung chimpanzees or guys named Vern.
by Longer Butt Donger December 14, 2017
Get the grant buttmug.