Gooner

A person who does the act of gooning.

The gooner gooned himself in the bathroom.

by Naderjuice January 3, 2026

Goonery

Goonery refers to the conduct, mindset, and day-to-day actions of a goon—especially when operating outside conventional norms while maintaining self-respect, confidence, and strategic awareness.

Key attributes of goonery:
Unfiltered Authenticity – Acting without dilution or apology.
Situational Swagger – Adapting presence to the environment while staying dominant.
Low-Noise Confidence – Power that does not require announcement.
Improvised Intelligence – Making sharp decisions with limited resources.
Cultural Defiance – Rejecting imposed rules that do not serve purpose or growth.

Goonery = the execution and behavior.
Goonology = the philosophy and framework

As made famous by Elegant Goon - Independent Recording Artist

Goonery is what happens when theory meets pavement. It is not performance—it is posture.

by [e-mail] January 4, 2026

Gooner

Someone who masturbates with the goal to cum a lot

That person is such a gooner

by papadanky January 9, 2026

girl gunner

When a guy dose a lot girls at once

Damn chance is a girl gunner

by Horny mom lover July 27, 2016

water gunners

The act of two men and two women standing at a moderate distance. The two men then put their dicks in their women's vagina, release it, and try and ejaculate on the other man. The first man to get semen on themselves loses. It's a pretty slow game.

Hey man, you wanna play some water gunners?

by UrbanDictionaryDemoman August 9, 2016

yung gunner

say the words to show your status, or to say while youve accomplished something

tyrone: i cant believe you won that man
aaron: im a yung gunner b

by Yungggggg February 28, 2017

Closet Gunner

Secretly hardworking students. They don't admit they study. They want to give the impression the are some rare genius who can party until 4 AM the day of the exam and just get an A because they can "test well."

Medical schools are full of closet gunners.

by thefxxkingcoolkid May 27, 2018