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Gym Stan

That guy who owns a large transparent water bottle with protein shake in it who doesn’t stop talking about how often they go to the gym, how much they can lift, what type of pre-workout they use and whether it’s leg day or not. These people aren’t necessarily show offs, rather they are just very dedicated to working out to the point where they don’t have a life.
Person one to Person two: So I’m gonna hit the gym later, I really don’t want to go but I gotta work on my legs today because yesterday I did mostly upper body.
Person two to Person three: Person one is such a Gym Stan.
* This only applies to regular people, Actual athletes who have a real reason to work out in order to perform their job are exempt from being called this.
by HarryPubicPotter March 2, 2022
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Gym Sex

Named via a session of hardcore or intense intercourse where a lot of sweating and panting is involved.
I can’t wait to get home, you and I are gonna have gym sex!
by WilderEBranch September 7, 2020
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Gym Rat

The Gym Rat is someone (usually a guy) who goes to the gym at least 30 to 90 minutes a day for 2 or 3 times a week. Rest days too. Good food is important. Protein.

There are levels to buffness.

Level 0: String Bean! They usually either look like shaggy or look kind of chubby and can't lift much. You get gym equipment and join a gym.

Level 1: Swole! Swole is usually reached after 1 to 1.5 years. The muscles are noticeable. The progress is showing. You drink more water and Gatorade. You drink protein shakes before workout. Some of the THICC girls start noticing.

Level 2: Ripped! Ripped can be achieved in 3 to 5 years. Ripped is larger than swole. The muscles start to look even larger. You start to lift even heavier. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 3: Jacked! Jacked can be achieved in 10 to 20 years of consistently going to the gym 30 to 120+ minutes. You look even more buff and people start to notice. Even more THICC girls start noticing.

Level 4: Shredded! Shredded takes 15 to 30+ years to achieve. It's when you're highly muscular. You workout even more. Even more THICC girls notice.

Level 5: Absolute unit! Absolute unit takes anywhere from 25 to 50+ years. You reached the maximum! You're mega-buff. And all the THICC girls start noticing. You reached MAXIMUM GYM RAT! YOU ACTUALLY START GLOWING AND ROCKS AND PEBBLES START LIFTING AND IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE DRAGON BALL Z!
Gym Rat: Holy crap! I'm Shredded. But I want more! I want to be an absolute unit!

*lifts and becomes absolute unit.

Vegeta: His Power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 8, 2024
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Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.
They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack the weights.
by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024
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Gym Crew

don't forget the baltika 9!
by Billy Bob Arkansas November 25, 2003
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school gym bathroom

Even worse than regular school bathrooms. Depending on if it is an exterior gym or interior, you can expect to find crickets and other insects in:

The toilets
The urinals
The showers
The floor
All of the above
A living nightmare. Don’t even use them at your own risk unless it’s the winter. NEVER during the spring or summer.
Person 1: Yo, you hear Jimmolethew throwing up?
Person 2: Yeah, someone said he went to the school gym bathroom.
by unused username February 20, 2024
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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station
“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”
by TymmH June 8, 2024
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