The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.

by yomismo August 24, 2008

Greg

The fastest growing army

Greg IS the actual fastest-growing army (J.O.I.N US)

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Greg Price

The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.

Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.

Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!

by 2Pot Screama November 1, 2024

Gregged

Having an item - especially food - suddenly dissapear from your kitchen

-Dawg what happened to my cheezits and why is my coffee creamer empty?
- Your ass just got gregged son

by RonnyDeezNuts May 18, 2015

Greg

If You know this person you are likely to have been blown across the channel from their constant farts and gagging like they have just swallowed a whole Glazed Ham.

Yeah I went to say hello to greg but he ripped ass and i ended up in France

by knoboracle March 12, 2024

being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Greg Moment

When a greg does an incomprehensible or absolutley stupid action or motion.

'Greg climbs into the freezer to cool down' What a Greg Moment!

by Greg Moment June 13, 2022