first 48 hours

Most murders are solved in 48 hours, if they are not solved in that time frame they usually don't get solved.

Cop 1: first 48 hours has passed lets go do some hate crimes
Cop 2: Catch the game?

by scrag_10 April 12, 2008

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010

first nut rule

for a guy; masturbating prior to sex, so when you perform later it, last longer
(keeps stamina)

guy 1: yo i'm bout to go fuck my new girl
guy 2: don't forget the first nut rule
guy 1: haha nah, I already did it.. I aint a quick shooter

by Curtis B. September 1, 2014

firstfruit

A firstborn child who turns out gay.

My firstborn son married Jesus Christ. He is now in a same-sex marriage and is now my firstfruit.

by Spiritual-Master December 27, 2021

My First Whale

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

by Latisha Jackson August 14, 2007

Your First Love.

The first person that came to your mind when you read this, the first person to teach you to love and to be loved, and also the first person to break your heart, the only person you can remember no matter what, the first person that comes to your mind in all the songs you listen to, you have never loved anyone as much as you love him.

He was your heaven and he was your hell, he is the one of the made your heart it burns and extinguishing at the same time. Your feelings for him were always the same, when you thought of him, you were be lost in thought away. He was your first love, how could you forget it?

He is always be the first for you. He was your first love.

by -parkers June 10, 2021

eating the crust first

the opposite of slay.

omg she's eating the crust first
idk if I want to be friends with her anymore
that's so weird

by slaymacbeth March 14, 2022