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Non-Fur-Day for furries

On December 21st if you are a furry and have a non-fur friend (which you probably do) you must do something with them. This is also, similar to Fur-Day the day of booping snoots, art, soft fur and fun.
shark: yo it's non-fur-day for furries
Tim: oh really? what do you want to do?

shark: we can make you a fursona >w<
Tim: sure whatever if it makes you happy
by dog32012 December 20, 2020
mugGet the Non-Fur-Day for furriesmug.

fur chimney

(n.) - very hairy penis shaft
Heading to the barber to line up the old fur chimney
by Squatchrider December 10, 2017
mugGet the fur chimneymug.

long tall fur

I basked in the shade of that long tall fur.
by ipsler2016 September 19, 2019
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Fur mantle

A woman has a fur mantle when she's great in bed and has a bush.
gal has the fireplace down below and the fur mantle above
by Ghandicapped February 14, 2023
mugGet the Fur mantlemug.

Fur milf

A fur milf is a fur mom you would like to fuck, similar to a milf but different in that she has no kids and is compensating by having a fur baby.
Damn that girl at the dog park is such a fur milf, id like to give her the bone and have her roll me over.
by Furmilflover June 5, 2020
mugGet the Fur milfmug.

Fur Envelope

A very furry vagina.
My friend's mom has a sweet fur envelope.
by BreakBeatDrums May 14, 2015
mugGet the Fur Envelopemug.

Francis Fur

When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.

Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.

Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:

“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”

“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”

“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
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