funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

funky whistle

1. A whistle that gets all the bitches
2. The act of giving a blowjob

1. I used my funky whistle and got Sarah!
2. Sarah gave me a funky whistle all night

by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014

Funkle

Stuck in a fun mess

Oh darn it! Looks like we are in a funkle!

by KennyC909 June 20, 2014

funky dog

An imaginary dog soooo funky

The funky dog swims in the peptobismol

by vezinama January 17, 2017

funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.

Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.

by Funky Semen February 27, 2017

funkeyetis

Sick eye

She had funkeyetis so had to go to the hospital.

by Sick eye September 13, 2017

funky!!!!!

If you don't know what it means die in a hole

That is some pretty FUNKY!!!!! cheese.

by Mr Neo Anderson November 20, 2017