spider fucker

Someone who continuously says they're going to do something but doesn't. Particularly poignant in regards to the purchasing of vehicles.

Ryan that spider fucker still hasn't bought a motard.

by Cptcrob April 21, 2018

moose fucker

when you meet a really horny canadian

i just met this really cool moose fucker

by horse condome February 15, 2018

Daddy Fucker

A Schizophrenic spider that appears out of the carpet and crawls on the creepiest legs you can imagine to dig back into the carpet again.

He's looking at daddy fuckers.

by Darth Darther September 26, 2018

Ghost fucker

When you fuck a girl that is pale as shit

Hey I am a Ghost fucker now, I banged a pale chick

by CM51 March 25, 2016

Tron Fucker

It look like a broke ass sexual chocolate. Limp wristed, long armed and able to reach the very top boxes on a shelf. Its' vehicle normally smells of rancid shrimp juice and is colored metal flake rustoleum. This creature is very canny and able to spot most scams and ploys. However, it is vulnerable to child support for non-legitimate spawn.

It normally chooses its mate (called Tron) based on visual stimuli, primarily curved, busted spines, snake skinned titties, double blown out roast beef vaginas and likes to state, "I make all my friends look like chopped liver." Basically, she does ugly like the original 1982 movie Tron did special effects.

"You must prove your loyalty by fucking the Tron, you Tron Fucker."
"You live in squalor, you Tron Fucker."
"Dude, your car smells like a Tron Fuckers."
"Brodie, you are such a fucking Tron Fucker."

by Hue Baxter the Third November 18, 2013

Mother Fucker

The most common phrase said by Samuel L. Jackson

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother fucker! Say what one more goddamn!

by Kevin Esser February 17, 2008

Munner Fucker

A douchey delegate at a MUN (Model United Nations) Conference.

Belgium: I motion for an Un-moderated Caucus for the 19th time today

People's Republic of China 1: Ugh I hate Belgium . . .

People's Republic of China 2: I know, she's such a munner fucker!

by DJ Quiggles October 27, 2009