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Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe

What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic
by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020
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fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress

used by a guy when he sees a really hot girl
Guy 1: "Dude, look at that hot ass girl!"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, she's got some nice titties."

Guy 1: "Fuck me running, backwards, in a nun's dress."
by talldude65 July 21, 2010
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Fuck me dead and bury me pregnant!

Your so hot!
I’m going to get pregnant and die because this is the highlight of my entire life, and it cannot get any better!!
Omg... I’m so turned on just “Fuck me Dead and Bury me Pregnant!!!” And I will die Happy!
by JCMore4U February 24, 2019
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fuck me in the ass because i love jesus

Your man is un-pleased with you, but you dont want to lose your virginity till marriage. So the best song ever was created Named "Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus"
DID YOU HEAR SAMANTHA GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BC SHE LOVES JESUS???
Fuck me in the ass because i love Jesus: You low key a hoe but still want to be loved
by Pussy Poppin hand stand 69 April 10, 2017
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Well fuck me sideways and call me George

Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"
by kinkysauce September 24, 2018
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Used when someone is shocked because something they didn't expect happened.

Can also be used when someone thinks they screwed up.
Yeah, we've got a test tomorrow. Didn't you know?
Well fuck me in the ass and call me daddy. I'm so screwed.
by BitchBitch666 November 20, 2018
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Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off

Originally a Vine made by Daz Black.

A popular Meme.
Fuck me till my face falls off Jason
by Cpcpcpcpcp November 5, 2018
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