smash fruit

a term fouding in mtl that means to have sex.

It's not that hard to figure out.

-Yo are you gonna get mangled and smash fruit with someone at temple tonight?

- Yeah you know it! I haven't smashed some fruit in like 2 months and I'm tryin get some.

by ultimate smasher June 22, 2009

fruit hustler

A male prostitute. Often used disparagingly by police officers within their own company.

There's that fuckin' fruit hustler Fred Garvin on the corner. I haven't met my quota this month, pull the car over. Let's shake him down.

by Lloyd Hopkins June 30, 2008

pubic fruit

General slang term, normally acceptable for PG-13 audiences. Used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: ass hat, cock knocker or bitch weasel. Synonymous with douchebag or doucher.

Steve: Dude, I just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so I could get this new iPad 8!
Not Steve: Dude, you're such a pubic fruit.

or

Dude 1: Man, why'd you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it's all jail bait here.
Dude 2: You're captain of the Pubic Fruit Brigade.

by Not Steve yo! March 30, 2012

Forbidden fruit

1.Sex

(I know this from experience)

Mikey: Yeah, we broke up.
Dad: Don't worry about it, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
Mikey: Yeah 52% of the world is ladies.
Dad: Well son, now that you've tasted the "forbidden fruit" you'll be chasing your cock for the rest of your life.


*True story*

by Mikey July 24, 2004

fruit cup

the food of choice for tards worldwide. first made famous in the trombone chronicles, in the sonicare chapter.

jimmie attempted to eat his fruit cup but ended up spilling it over his plastic poncho in a drooly mess.

by Alex Homeskillet February 24, 2008

fruit booter

dumbasses who gave up on skateboarding after realizing they had to put forth effort to land a simple ollie and decided if their wheels were attached to their feet jumping would be effortless.

F.B.- "golly gee, this skateboarding is makeing me sweat i think i'll attach my wheels to my new rainbow plastic boots and go roll around the skatepark and get in everyones way, IM A FAGGOT!!!"

by ZeRoOrDiE March 15, 2005

fruit bucket

Someone who is very gay, or just acts very girly. A fruit bucket may also be a cocksmoker.

o yeah, that kid wears shortshorts and likes to giggle...he's a fruit bucket.

by Robby H. November 22, 2004