Dirty Freddo

The act of shitting into a Freddo chocolate mould, cooking it until it turns to a liquid and then putting it into the fridge to set. When it has set you wrap it up and sell it for 10p. Simples.

Ashley: "Mmm, this Freddo is so good!"
Kishan: "Why is there sweetcorn in there?"
Ashley: "Shit...it's a fucking dirty freddo!"

by Mr Tame January 24, 2010

The Freddy Kreuger

A sexual technique where one finds their partner sleeping and proceeds to ejaculate into their open hand. Once this is complete, you tickle the sleeping partners nose, causing them to smash the fresh ejaculate into their face.

This technique can be peppered with a catchphrase like:

I got you in your dreams!

or

1-2 I just came on you.

Jacqueline passed out early last night so I gave her The Freddy Kreuger. Then I was like, 1-2 I just came on you.

by thePlunkinator November 2, 2010

fred durst

A talentless, cock-sucking, social cling-on who talks shit, has no balls and can't get laid. Makes himself out to be a tough guy, but I would bet good money that most 150lbs weaklings could dish the hurt on him with little or no effort. If I ever saw him I would beat the shit into his smug face, shit in that stupid cap he wears and set fire to his clothes. For added value, I'd whip out my cock and piss all over him shouting "Hey look! I'm pissing on Fred Durst". Then I'd bet most people would join in

Fred Durst: Back the fuck up!
Weakling: BOO!
Fred Durst: I have to go now, I've just shat my stupid pants

by Dangerous G March 25, 2004

Freddie

Quite a sexy lad commonly known as good looking. He likes to shag ur mother and is quite a memey peep

Yo dat a Freddie

by BigLadFred November 9, 2018

Fred Burkle

Fred Burkle(played by Amy Acker),short for Winifred Burkle, became a member of the Angel gang when in Pylea Angel his gang came across her.They saved her and brought her back to her world that she had been take from five years ago(as of then).Then she was a member of Angel Investigations until Lilah Morgan said that The Senior Partners wanted them to take over Wolfram and Harts(an evil lawfirm,though Angel made it a good lawfirm) L.A. Branch.At Wolfram and Hart,Fred became head of the science dep.There,she got delivered a tomb that made her sick and hollowed her out to make a before-time god,Illyria.

Fred Burkle was in Pylea for five years.

Fred Burkle is a science geek.

Fred Burke became Illyria.

by an-angel-fan September 2, 2005

Freddy

A pervert, someone who constantly thinks about sex.

Make sure you lock up your wives and daughters, a freddy is coming to town.

by Hippie Prince February 3, 2007

Fredericton Feedbag

A variation of the doggy-style sexual position whereby the man inserts his penis into the females rectum then inserts both testicles and entire scrotum into her vagina. Initially a method of birth control in the eastern province of New Brunswick, Canada, now more commonly performed in the greater Fredericton area to simply pass the time. Technically the recipient does not need to be a human being.

Darling, the power is out again. Let's have another try at the Fredericton Feedbag.

by noisy as dry buggery August 30, 2010