flat smacking

When the flat earth reality is presented to and argued for unexpectedly causing cognitive dissonance and triggering a globe earth defense response or generally condition of shock. Being slapped in the face unexpectedly with the truth that you have been lied to and tricked into believing you are living on a sphere that is revolving and rotating through space.

The other night at the party I gave Fred a good flat smacking with the truth that water can not curve therefore the earth must be flat; it pissed him off.

by Big FLATso October 16, 2017

Flat Tire

when you punch a person in their breast implants so hard that they burst, thus giving their chest the appearance of a flat tire.

I accidentally elbowed her in the left tit and now she has got a flat tire

by jermlova March 18, 2011

Flat Leaver

When your counting on a friend to show up to meet you or do something with you and they don't show up or come through.

He's such a flat leaver he told me he was coming with us.

by Soni November 24, 2003

flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

Flat Jerry

A penis fart common in old men and related to the queif

That flat jerry hurt a little

i just flat jerried

dude, do you smell that flat jerry

by rabidhobbo October 25, 2011

flat top

A female who has no tits

"Errr look at tht bitch.. shes a flat top"

by me-iz-cool-club November 19, 2005

flat footing

When a woman is on top during sex but she has her feet flat on the bed/floor/car seat for extra leverage and a stronger thrust.

She was on top and she was flat footing me.

You've not lived until she's flat footed you whilst on top.

by ColdDesert October 7, 2015