Fetus Licker

a person who licks fucking fetuses.

mike: you know that fetus over there.
andy: yeah, i fucking licked it
mike: wow, your such a fetus licker

by pidgeonmaster69 November 26, 2019

fetus control

fetus control is an act of which after ejaculating deep into the woman's vagina you then take your fist and uppercut her in the uterus opening up your arms and squeezing as hard as you can making sure to completely destroy her eggs in the process to avoid pregnancy

Joe: dude how did you go with Julia
max: it went well we went to my place but I had to perform fetus control to make sure she won't get pregnant

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping

joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch

by shiokarai December 14, 2019

Fetus

A more powerful form of "Baby".

"Omg they're so cute, they're really Baby."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BABY?! THEY'RE STRAIGHT FETUS!!!"

by Datchicken7890 December 15, 2019

Fetus dance

It's an unborn child in the womb dancing...Just think about a Christmas tree with a fetus with the umbilical cord on it still dancing on the tree.

I used to be a fetus dancer.

by Dr. REEEE KID December 20, 2019

Fetus

the object your uncle kleetus smacks.

Watch out uncle kleetus is coming for your fetus

by DaDankMeme March 14, 2020

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020