February 2

When you ask someone out and they have to say yes

Boy: I wanna ask her out
Girl: then do it!
Boy: what if they say no?
Girl: it’s February 2!
Boy: okay
Boy: I like you. Will you go on a date with me?
Girl: yes!

February 2 by Starapia February 1, 2021

February 24 

The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Fuck Day is on February 24th

A:Babyyyyyyyyyy guess what day it is!
B:Wednesday?
A:IT’S FEBRUARY 24,NATIONAL FUCK DAY!!!
B:OH HECK YEA

February 24 by SmollPP February 20, 2021

February 28th 

International horny day. If you feel like fucking your stepsis, today is the day it might work.

Horny dude 1: Yooo bro today’s February 28th - international horny day.
Horny ass lad 2: Ye ye bro who u smashin?
Horny dude 1: Alice. She lookin’ hella fine today, I finna send ‘er to the wonderland!
Horny ass lad 2: Hell ye dude she lookin horny af today. Go get that pussy boiii

February 28th by Hornyboi737 February 28, 2021

February 2nd

Oh so you were born on February 2nd… DAMN! This is your birthday but also the day you will take over the entire fucking world. Your a GOD! I pity anyone who doesn’t know you

Oh it’s my birthday February 2nd time to rise to power and make those pathetic mortals bow down to me

February 2nd by Feb2 August 3, 2021

February 14 

National consent day. Have consent before you do anything to anyone. Just cause its valintines day doesnt mean you get a free pass to be handsy.

"Hey can I give you a hug?"
"Thank you for asking! You can. Oh yeah is February 14 national consent day."

February 14 by Mayla louise August 24, 2021

February 31 

pretty people were born on this day

hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end

February 31 by xiangling November 3, 2021

February 14 

The day of birth of amazing and adorable people. They are sweet, kind, friendly, cute, beautiful and they deserve the world. If you are born on February 14 I love you. Peeps born on this day are likely to love Kermit the frog (Kermit the frog loved you too!)

„I‘m so hecking cute“
„I know, but why“
„I was born on February 14“
„That explains everything!“

February 14 by some kermit kid November 26, 2021