happy fap

When you come home after a great day or good news and fap happily.

Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!

Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!

by Lilbitch January 12, 2014

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FAP-DEALER

Individual responsible for provide emphatically material dedicated to fappers, following their specifications.

Michael seeks some porn to Grey.
Grey is a fapper.
Michael is the seeker. He is the dealer, the Fap-Dealer

by log null October 6, 2012

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hen fap

A handjob from a chicken

"We want hen fap! (It's some hen that you need to fap)" - Kanye West

by bato May 22, 2006

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fap attack

A sudden desire to masturbate.

"Dude after seeing your sister last night, I had a fap attack."

"Thinking of your mom gives me a fap attack."

by Deathkiryuu February 29, 2012

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fap food

Pornography and other sexually appealing images, people or things that inspire one to fap.

The booth babes at E3 are the best fap food!

by uihero May 6, 2009

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fap dance

a lap dance done by a dude, in most cases, a drunk dude dared to do so.

person 1: Dude, what happened last night.

person 2: You and Jim got epic drunk last night, one thing lead to another and you got a topless fap dance by Jim.

by McGoogan Houzen August 24, 2011

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