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Falling Asleep at the Wheel

When someone is obviously tired and/or dozing off, but refuses to acknowledge their lack of alertness.
Bob: Joe Anne, you look tired.
Joe Anne: No, I'm just...thinking.
Bob: Seriously, its bedtime.
Joe Anne: No, I'm awake!
Bob: Joe Anne, you're falling asleep at the wheel.
by Breezy Cartheezy April 23, 2011
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Failistory

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.
Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.
by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010
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Fallice Field

The inpenetrable aura or ego of someone who is a genuine Dick!
One who is incapable of admitting wrong doing or who has been there and done that better than anyone you know.

"He is so arrogant his fallice field blocked out all common sense."
by SlimPickins4all September 5, 2011
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Falls Festival

Where indies and hippies unite an an orgy of music
similar to ms, big day out, folk festival etc (falls Festival)
by yazzleDazzle January 7, 2012
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Falisity

Falisity, many people call her short but Jesus Z Gonzalez calls her baby yoda or a chink, falisity can be nice some days and others rude just depends on her attitude and how her day was,
Jesus: “Baby yoda
falisity: “Shut up man hands
by Slothy_AF December 3, 2019
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Eden Falls Addiction

A sad but true ailment where all you can discuss are Dogs and Angels and Secret Agents and how Leo was savagely lynched in week 2 by an angry mob although innocent!
Ever since Eden Falls began, I've been suffering from Eden Falls Addiction. Now that it's ended, I suffer even more.
by Valerie Adams November 6, 2003
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Rainbow Falls

A waterpark which may sound for gay people, but it has the coolest lifeguards on the planet. They are cool, fun and very hawt. They can be sassy at times, but overall rainbows is the PLACE TO BE IN SUMMER.

these lifeguards were certified by Jeff Ellis himself!

...oh and also has the coolest and chillest mangers ever
LETS GO TO RAINBOW FALLS DUDE TO CHECK OUT LIFEGUARDS DUDE!
by sighrah April 8, 2011
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