Eli'd

When someone you like,
liked you at some point; however, doesn't anymore

Friend: oh no they totally Eli'd you

by DancerB January 31, 2017

eli yen

the spelling of alien according to my mother

*texting mom*
me: see you👽
mom: is that eli yen pic😡?

by koggo October 27, 2019

Eli Meshbane-Duke

gay bitch

Eli Meshbane-Duke is a gay bitch

by UNGAY-BITCH 123 November 4, 2020

eli <3

a really great person on discord! i lovr yhem very very much and they are very caring

-me 22/09/2021

eli <3 is amazing!

by dumisdum September 22, 2021

Eli law

Whatever Eli says goes. A person can use Eli law to win a battle only if Eli agrees after. Eli also wins all ties automatically.

Example 1-
Eli: I win
Person: It's a tie!
Eli: Nuh uh, Eli law. I automatically win ties
Person: Ok you win

Example 2:
Person 1: You're so pretty

Person 2: Noooo
Person 1: Yes. Eli law.
Eli: Yes
Person 2: Fine I'm pretty

by Local.god.:3 February 22, 2022

eli da futball playa

a bitch who fuckes himself. Hesa bitch. He shullda die. Fuck u eli. Ura bitch. Go to hell. Suck ur own dick. We dont like u

Eli da futball playa is a bitch who should fuck himself because he has no girlfriends.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma November 3, 2018

Eli Gould

The sex god of all sex gods. Eli is insane at the shagging.
in fact... Eli got anal last night... ;) But now his bum really hurts. :( all I'm saying is if you stick your head in a bottle bank, you will get arse raped by Eli 18 times! and its gonna hurt if you take it from that little white slug.

Owww why did Eli Gould have to scratch my bell end like a cat scratches a wooden post...

by Braddersvarley October 3, 2014