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The sex god of all sex gods. Eli is insane at the shagging.
in fact... Eli got anal last night... ;) But now his bum really hurts. :( all I'm saying is if you stick your head in a bottle bank, you will get arse raped by Eli 18 times! and its gonna hurt if you take it from that little white slug.
Owww why did Eli Gould have to scratch my bell end like a cat scratches a wooden post...
by Braddersvarley October 3, 2014
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