by tonysteele_ebw September 4, 2010

A person who performs anal sex on a man. Also known as the pitcher. He is usually paired with a pillow biter.
by yobkcis June 25, 2004

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.
Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'
Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.
Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.
by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.
by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

adjective
1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,
2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment
1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,
2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment
by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010

by Dirty-south November 28, 2004

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.
Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"
by ac3092 September 9, 2009
