Ear candling

You probably came from a tiktok comment of modern family. It's just sticking a candle in your ear. Or jerking off into an ear

Whats ear candling?

He left his load in my ear, Patricia.

by Fatc0ckholder February 10, 2023

typing by ear

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.

Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.

by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

Meff Ear

When a person has really flat straight hair, and there ear pokes through the sides of the hair.

'that bitch has got major meff ear. holy shit!'

by stale milk July 17, 2009

Ear sex

When a guy fucks a chick in the ear.

Male1: Me and my girlfriend had ear sex last night. It was so amazing.
Male2: I should try that with my girlfriend.

by BrokenHands July 6, 2009

Virgin Ears

adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"

by sunsetgirl18 March 19, 2010

big-ears

I child at oakwood, who name is Andrew Gindy, parents Don and Donna, who can use his ears to fly.

Ol' Big-ears is acting up again, you better shoot 'im

by Dirty-south November 28, 2004

EAR-TITS

EAR-TITS is a word used by someone that is PISSED as shit! It's equivalent to someone yelling the phrase "Fuck you!" for three hours without stopping.

Kid: "QUIT BEING A FUCKING EAR-TITS DAD!"
Kids Dad: "OH MY FUCKING GOD! GO TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ROOM NOW! I NEVER WANNA HEAR THAT ASS SHIT LANGUAGE USED BY YOU EVER AGAIN!"

by ac3092 September 9, 2009